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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Purple Haze pt. 2: 'Scuse me Miss. . .

He hastily tore open the letter and began to read it out with a lot of excitement in his voice. . .

Dear Arbitration/Negotiation (you are Siamese twins right?).

It is with little or no consideration that i write back to you without haste to bring to your attention that I shalt not attend this marriage between Common Sense and Nonsense perfumed by the lyrics to your favourite soap opera soundtrack. This is not a répondez s'il-vous plâit but a f.ck you, you're too late kinda message!
Sigh. . . Simplicity of an infantile mind that used to be mine. . .Q'uest qui c'est pase? Tu me manque turns to what the f.ck? Rumour say you cant perform magic to a new born babe in its state of absolute awe as regards everything. . . Yah, literal magic tricks, tongue twists and wordplay meaning less than sh.t to the likes of hers who read these lines. . .

"I hates it. . "

"Well, it hate you too. . ."

He tried to help her read em lines along with the snares and kicks of Kick Push. . . But still wasn't getting in. . . Broke down metaphor by metaphor until he was done for. . .held as if by cuffs to the sight of her Afro puff. . .

Thus follows the banal cry of the human body and soul tested to the extreme. . .of the same wavelength as Pastor Njoya's deathly screams at the mercy of the GSU, First marathoners collapse with the news of victory in Grecian raspy monotone. . . Something closer to Eureka Eureka. .but then again he couldn't shout that hard. . .his probation officer would detect the unmistakable whiff of the reefer. . .

But even the whisper was loud enough to jolt them all out of their Nirvana-esque cocoons. . .the same way the village chieftain would detect that one of his slaves has been between his first wife's legs. . . Quick response is to wipe this insignificant tick off his present life into re-incarnation as a less bacteria in the next. . . But then again thoughts of his virility rush in. . .which of these bastard kids are mine and which are his. . .

So he still don't get why she laugh when he say hes listening to Bach's 'Air on a G string'. . . Simple minds diluted further by sizzling IQs. . .Geniuses drunk to a stupor when doused with simple minds. . .

A great mind minds his Ps and Qs, i was once told. Ask a pimp and he'll tell you p.ssy first questions last. . .last question being where's my money at?

Signed this day of X , month of Y, year of XYZ. . .

Yours, sincerly

Irreconcilable Differences.

PS:
I stand still as I wait for the ebb
Mind slowly weaving an intricate web

The wind w'ispering a rebirth of the past
And secrets of those cast away and away cast
Nightfall brings with it a strange maze
Moonlight adds to it a purple haze

The sea leaves my feet to unfold
Wounds where the chains no longer hold

Wounds no more but wings to fly
'Scuse me Miss, while I kiss the sky

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Little Things

Better assegai stabs to the chest

better guillotine chops to the limbs still

than barefoot walks on tiny glass pieces

its the little things that kill a man

its these that get to my Achilles heel


Thursday, June 18, 2009

AHH Battle: WP v. Pyro, Jan 15 - 17

(Discovered this from earlier in the year..been a long damn while since I did this.)

Pyro
Yo WP where u at?
Leme give ya a little initiative
Battlin me is like battlin cancer
'Cept with me, its guaranteed ya life'll end much faster
Go ahead and test fate
Putting yoself on my dinner plate
You're an appetease
Leave u without a will to live like that shit was on lease


WP
Its bout time I got another callout/Yet another chance to prove errybody else is a f*ckin sellout/theres enough rhyme to spare, dont think am bout to run out/I been battlin cancer, hell i've been battlin AIDS/You aint heard, damn you need hearing aids/Am hip hops Al Aqsa and welcome to my Gaza/whether you come or not, I go hard on your gurl, just ask her/ no matter how much you serve me you aint gon get your filling/ my rhyme cavities are too large for your fillings/so better keep your sweet tooth away from my icecream/yup, you in trouble now am choking your vocal chords and you cant scream/ rythmically so ugly that i give you bad dreams/ Male Medusa turning your baby fat to stone/coz your callout didnt even touch my bones. . .





Pyro
I waited for hours on end for u to perform
A case of Mental Dysfunction when u up on the platform?
Talkin like; "this the first time its happened to me"
U cudnt raise yo bars coz u was raisin em against me
So I assume you've popped the lil blue pill and u feel up to it
Talkin bout Al Aqsa and you aint know shit about shit
U can be Gaza or the Hamas, f*ck, even a soddin Philistine
I'm feeling like King David right now with 5 stones and a sling
See our fight is predestined like Israel's against Palestine
With an ending so bloody its like a plot from RL Stine
Inside me is God's shrine like Solomon's Temple
So the only way you're beating me dude is if I let you
And I aint lettin u do shit 'cept for this suicide mission
Youre bent over backwards and assumed the position
So f*ck a K-Y dawg, lets see how raw I go!
That shit hurt mafaka? U okay ma dog?
Should I f* ck witcha slower? Break down my metaphors?
Explain how each and every one of them breaks down yoz?
I cud go like the Energizer bunny but wheres the fun in that?
so take my breather nigga for u, 'Press holla back.


WP
Am bout to sleep easy coz easy duz it for energizer bunnies/who think messin with me is a tad bit funny/but whos the dummy?/you/coz you just enrolled youself into my crash test programme/Now watch as my one line gets really hard to swallow/start digesting coz you gon get what am sayin day after tommorow/Oh no, I mean day after day after tommorow/From where am at you better not jump off without em parachutes/this is your last sight of me so better not miss when you try to shoot/Even if I die my last bite will still haunt you/Am way above you in terms of IQ/but no worries, I can pick you ant sized brain from my bird's eye view/what the f*ck you talkin bout, you sound more ignorant than I do/with rhymes like those, I bet Solja boi is your f*ckin idol/ Yooouuu. . . .watch me crap that Pyro boy/OK so leme straighten records bwoy/you coming at me with 5 stones and a sling?/Is that how stoned you need to get befor you taste my Manding ding/in case you dont know what that is, its my 12 inch that you gon deep throat/next time better pick a challenge that can fit inside your own coat/Oh, I forgot, there aint gon be a next time/I've just predicted your next line/ and its about you pleading with me to save lives/Am curious, so am gon kill this cat/ it gon take you more than nine lives to get where am at/P*SSY. . .HA!/Your entire alb aint shit compared to my mixtape demo/its war but am afraid am dealing with a proper homo/ coz the closest you'll come to terrorism is giving me a bloody blow job!




Pyro
I called out the dude and that's the best he got
'Press I eat u like food for the number one spot
I went easy on you nigga now u think you ill?
Shit I handle yo menarche easy like Rentokil!
Look at yo lines jerk that's some retarded rap
I rip you up accidentally call me Rip the Jacker
Yeah am back like Eternity, WSUP MAFAKA?!
Hey its Infinitepyro rippin you like Jack the Ripper
Beat you with my 9 iron, f*ck a Mandinga
William you feelin my shit like readin Braille
Studyin my metaphors like a test u bout to fail
Staring at my lines like they a pair of naked breasts
Leavin u with a real hard on, yeah its like takin X
Plus I don care about yo opinion bout me dawg, what?!
If I wanted to know what u think I'd a read ya thots.
I'm going Gandalf on yo ass, I'm the Lord of this Ring
U just hadta post this battle, just hadta make it sting.
I don gotta respond to ya response, cz I already won
Now dontcha wish u'd a told me to put a condom on?!!!

Yeah!




WP
You went easy on a brotha but I squezed your water melons/ You may have huge balls but shit, I taught you a lesson/You still stubborn so maybe its time for a vasectomy/You wanna kiss my ass which i find strange for a donkey/The ones I know would wanna kick my ass but i guess you horny/You still want a taste of me so am not going to hold thee/May the force be with you coz you gon be lonely/Beyond my ass is an intergalactic fantasy/star systems so bafflin, space ships clean and waxy/The shits that in it is more complex than whats in your brain/thats why you still battlin against my ass, lyrically insane/Cant wait for you to up your game so that i can at least open my mouth/And say one word that will make you spill ish down south/Am staring at your lines coz if i were you I'd rearrange them/All the nouns in em make you look like a f*ckin clown/I confused you? Well. welcome to the twilight zone/True, true, you should have put a condom on/Now look at what you dun, you freakin hermaphrodite/You tuck it up your fanny and now your ass, soddin sodomite/F*ckin yourself up, now you need an abortion, situation's critical/i keep tellin you to slow down woth em past participles/You read my lines while seein in double vision/Victory is still mine, this and every season/Doesnt matter how many finish lines you cut/ they still intact as a matter of fact/You cheated before the start,you came before you f*cked/And you still got guts to call yourself a man??/What kinda man cannot even fulfill his own demands??/You so worthless, aint no difference between you and the umblical cord/that you was born with, we dont need more yous, seeds of discord/Children of lesser gods, more insignificant than a growing mould/And you stll got guts to call yourself Lord of the Rings/Ask em single ladies whos rock they want on they ring/Thats me, Mr. Bling Bling, but not to boast, am the toaster/and you the freakin toast/ errytime you get burned/and still wank with the margarine till the sun comes down/I won this combat yet i didnt bring my guns to town...
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